[22-11-2003] jane the writer from corn commented:
"stay at lukes 4 good wine, company scenery and the company of zibbie the dog, nearly as good as cornwall, the view to st. michaels mount, tropical plants and jess the dog visit kernow!!!"

[10-09-2003] Administrator commented:
"Kid Allinone, You kid yourself kid. You have featured regularly because we (as superior beings) are amused by your closeness and false economy. In an attempt to build the complete home entertainent system you have spent over £1000 and ended up with a very average PC and a 19" TV. You could have spent this hard earned money on something of quality that will last. You are destined to spend the rest of your days in H.E.H (Home Entertainment Hell)."

[10-09-2003] Kid Allinone commented:
"This Mere Mortal supplies the material for a large portion of you news items"

[09-09-2003] Administrator commented:
"Mere Mortals who keep bombarding this Guestbook with nonsense, need to come up with some content ideas if they are not happy with the current acceptable content. As a wise man once said: 'Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day'. "

[09-09-2003] Kid Allinone commented:
"Mr Big Stuff your right :)"

[05-09-2003] Mr Big Stuff commented:
"We think its time you made your minds up whether this is a guestbook, for leaving 'good/bad' entries, or a forum, where people like allinonekid are able to post questions, and then get answers from VA admin. Frankly, we are disgusted by the lack of clarity. We, your customers, feel that you certainly need to achieve a better 'customer-centric' focus in key areas of your website operations, on a site-wide basis. Please Please Please make a decision, when will this state of madness end??! "

[04-09-2003] Kid Allinone commented:
"If you will not deviate from your current news items, then all I can suggest is you have another new group similar to incredibly greasy and close... Utter Maddness to which you can highlight those who have lost their witts.
I do however agree you should set up a sister site incrediblypasse.com !!"

[04-09-2003] John commented:
"Kid Allinone, The VA is the Victoria and Albert Museum, so I assume you mean the UKs premier website veryacceptable.com? In what way is veryacceptable lean and greasy? If veryacceptable ever gains focus we will have failed in our mission to provide an acceptable alternative to lifes tedium..... Your ideas will be as shortlived as your £1000 T.V religion."

[04-09-2003] Kid Allinone commented:
"I think the VA is losing focus. Slipping from the accpetable to the lean, greasy and downright UNACCEPTABLE. This is a complete ethos change and thus should be reflected in the name of the site which should be changed to: We_think_we_are_better_than_you_and_here\'s_why.com"

[04-08-2003] Muddy commented:
"Where is my quite badly scratched 7" vinyl single "I am the One and Only" by Chesney Hawkes circa 1991? "

[27-07-2003] Hawkeye commented:
"Regarding your article on Shrek. I think it is necessary for legal reasons to accredit ‘intellectual capital’ for the Shrek character to its rightful place. I should therefore like to ..."

[20-05-2003] FELSTAR commented:
"Berries and small flowers, crushed in the most delicate of bowls, then sweetened with the urine of otter from the banks of the river Tarka. Very acceptable indeed!!"

[07-04-2003] Hawkeye commented:
"You may also want to include a full resume of George Boole's work and add the logical operators XOR, NOR, NAND and XNOR to your story!"

[02-04-2003] Kate commented:
"Luke, Unusual website but at least you made our beach look good aye! Kate NZ"

[11-03-2003] Richard again commented:
"Customer focus? I didn't see anything for sale?"

[07-03-2003] Hawkeye commented:
"Such values within veryacceptable.com do not promote a culture of trust, communication, and customer focus thus causing your site to appear very unacceptable. Thanks, Cheers, Bye for now."

[07-03-2003] Hawkeye commented:
"I am bemused by your revulsion for a selected populous. Do you not realise that without middle-man and individuals from other crown dependencies you would have nothing to abhor or protest about."

[07-03-2003] Richard Clark commented:
"I find this website somewhat concerning, Luke. On the other hand it is acceptable in every way. "

[07-02-2003] Souly commented:
"The dream....its MAD!!"

[22-11-2002] Pill Monkey commented:
"This is a very acceptable website."

[05-09-2002] Spawny commented:
"Is this comment long enough for you?!"

[04-09-2002] Arthur Cheesman commented:
"Very acceptable ting man, it be iree"

[03-09-2002] Luke Le Tissier commented:
"This is the first guestbook entry!"