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A Few Channel Island Jokes Part 4

[03-01-2005]  
A Guernsey minister was at ease after the Sunday evening service.
"Many folks in church?" asked his wife.
"Yes, good attendance - and a tourist was present, but I did not see him."
"But how do you know?"
"There was a twenty pound note in the collection box."

Pipet asked the conductor how much the bus fare into London was.
"Fifty Pence," said the conductor.
Pipet thought this was a bit much so he decided to run behind the bus for a few stops.
"How much is it now?" he gasped.
"Still fifty pence," said the conductor.
Pipet ran three further stops behind the bus and was barely able to ask the conductor again what the fare was now.
"Sixty pence," said the conductor. "You're running in the wrong direction."

Jersey Motorist - "I want a pint of gasoline and a cup of oil."
Garage Hand - "And shall I cough into the tires, sir?"

The following advertisement appeared in a Jersey newspaper. "A gentleman who has lost a left leg would like to correspond with another who has lost his right leg and takes a size nine shoe."

The Jerseyman wore a black band on his sleeve, he was in mourning for a lost golf ball.

 

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