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[01-12-2003]  All readers of veryacceptable please be aware of a top level alert here in the Channel Islands.

There have been many sightings of this individual who is convinced that he is a frogman. These delusions are almost certainly a side effect of the common condition experienced by divers when consuming too much nitrogen at great depths - halitosis.

If spotted please do not approach this suspect, he isn't dangerous but you may lose the will to live when he describes his diving gear in great detail - his flippers, nitrogen gas, snorkle regulator, trip computer and rubber codpiece.

Picture courtesy of O. Ward  


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